jewel.thief
jewel.thief review
After this brain-rotting movie, I would almost like to stab Saif Ali Khan myself (sorry 😩 no offence intened). Not for his acting—because there’s absolutely no blame on Saif Ali Khan performance—but for his choice of direction.
The real culprits here are the flop directors and lazy writers. I would sincerely and respectfully like to SPIT on Kookie Gulati and Robby Grewal's faces 🤮 and beg them to never make films again. No OFFENCE Kookie, my guy, your name sounds like a fun snack you'd buy at a local thela, but this movie left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth. Go direct a TikTok dance next time—at least that way, it’ll end in 30 seconds and not feel like three years of psychological torture.
Please, for everyone’s sake—stop dragging talented actors like Saif into such horrible projects. Instead of "experimenting" and wasting the audience’s time, maybe take some time to actually learn how to make a coherent film? Just a thought. 🎬ðŸ§
As for the writer, Sumit Arora—please, PUSH HARDER, or better yet, push yourself out of this genre. Your writing on Jewel Thief made me question whether I ever want to watch a Saif Ali Khan film again. The twists were poor AND CONFUSING, the dialogue was cringeworthy, the character development was nonexistent, and there were too many characters with no explanation of their relationships. The story was completely baseless, like a Biryani with no masala—just dry and painful.
😤 Saif’s acting seemed average (he tried, poor guy) and Jaideep Ahlawat had some depth—but even they made no sense in the grand scheme of things. The rest? Completely unbearable. Especially Nikita Dutta, who had the emotional range of a WhatsApp forward. THE ONLY REASON I SAW THIS MOVIE TO SEE JAIDEEP AHLAWAT DANCE AND TO SEE SAIF TALANTED PERFOMANCE BUT WHAT DO I SEE DIRECTORS GETTING ACOTRS AND CAMERA EXPETING IT TO BECOME A BLOCKBUSTER.
Let’s talk about logic for a second. Kunal Kapoor is checking whether Saif boarded a plane by asking air hostesses to compare grainy photos, instead of—oh I don’t know—checking CCTV?! And the icing on this stale cake: a 50-tonne vault inside a plane. Bhai, is this an aircraft or a moving LIC office?
Really, Kookie and Robby—did you leave your brains at home before directing this? Or did you just decide, "Chalo, jo hoga dekha jaayega salary mil raheya nah"?
Siddharth Anand, keep the Netflix money to yourself. Or better, donate it to local film students who’d make better content with a DSLR and ₹500 budget. At least they won’t waste our time with this irritating MOVIES, THE ONLY THING WHICH WHCIH SAIF STOLE DURING THIS MOVIE IS THE AUDIENCES TIME. I rated it one as there is no 0/5 so if you want to reduce your IQ and watch a movie for HOW NOT TO MAKE MOVIES go ahead and watch it.
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